What a Catch
Imagine being so much of a catch that people cheat on their partners to be with you. You wanna talk about things I can't even imagine? What a crazy concept that is. Not only can you get a partner (already beyond my imagination), but you can get one that is already seeing someone else. Goddamn that must be crazy. That's the kind of power that can turn you into a sociopath (if you aren't already [but you probably already are and that's why they like you in the first place]).
Nothing important. Nothing really insightful. Just thinking about the things that go on in Normal World™ without me. People getting married. Divorced. Finding another spouse. Sometimes even doing it all a third time. Having kids. It's all so foreign to me. I don't feel human in that way.
Ouch. That last line honestly kinda stings. I just feel... lesser than everyone else. That all the things they take for granted are beyond me. As if I were to be living in a foreign country, with customs I don't understand, a language I can't comprehend, and a society designed for people fundamentally different from me. That's where I live. In a world for others, not for me.
Yours Truly,
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